Tokyo’s tequila

CNN paid me to fill myself with tequila and try to persuade other people to do likewise.

“Patron is a phenomenal drink. It sells phenomenally well, grew phenomenally fast, is phenomenally well marketed and tastes like licking a plumber’s fingers.

The next time someone tells you it’s the world’s best tequila, poke them in the eye and tell them it’s not.”

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